you can't have christmas without

Yesterday I went to bestbuy to check out if i could find home alone 2 on dvd because I know we have home alone 2 somewhere in my house but i can't find it anywhere, and there is no christmas without watching it. So i got there, and was looking around and found Home Alone 1, and it was on sale, along with Jingle All The Way. 2 for 30 bucks. So i thought to myself..."I do have home alone at home, sitting in its case, but it is a VHS and there is one part where the screen, well it kinda flickers and rolls, so i'm probably justified in making this purchase. And as for Jingle All The Way, well i'll probably end up renting it every year at christmas time so I may as well just buy it now, save money in the end and even get the 2/$30 deal right now." So i grabbed those two DVDs, but still did not accomplish my purpose for coming to bestbuy. So i searched some more for Home Alone 2 (home alone and home alone 2 weren't even in the same sections...kinda weird). I got this nice girl at the front to help me find it, and after a few minutes we finally found it in the family dvd section. So I picked it up and then went over how much money i was gonna be spending here. Even with the 2 for $30 deal, it would turn out to be like 55 bucks! I wasn't sure if that was worth it, but i REALLY wanted to have these movies. So, I ran out of the store with the DVDs in hand. There was only the girl in the doorway so i easily shoved her out of the way and sprinted to my car which, by the way, i left running. I got in my car, peeled out of my parking spot while being chased by a host of bestbuy employees who knew they couldn't catch me but wanted to be heros. I made sure that i drove through their crowd to scare them and made them dive out of the way. They were all in a frenzy. It was an inspiring moment. I then pulled out of the parking lot and safely drove home.

Then i realized that bestbuy probably had an army of cameras zooming in on my face that whole entire time. And most likely one of the employees was at that precise moment showing somebody how to use a digital camera and took a photo of my face while I body checked that girl. I guess it was a good thing i was wearing that balaclava the whole time. People gave me weird looks, but i just fingered them.